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Returning to our hushed whispers I asked Sean, “Should we go talk to him now?” “I don’t know, should we?”

“Yes, you should” a very deep voice entered our conversation from 2 booths over.

— http://sesquipedalis.blogspot.com/2009/02/finally-use-for-twitter.html

Dear Diary,
I have to write quietly. I think my beard has been bugged. Wait. Shut up for a second. No, just shut up for a second. Shhhhhh. Did you hear that?

— Joaquin Phoenix’s Crazy Diary | Cracked.com
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